North Korea, Best Korea!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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