Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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