I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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