He is such a slut. More and more my type.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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