We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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