all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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