I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Shame - the story of my life.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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