Sry I called you an 8
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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