Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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