I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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