At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
dude. I can hear the air.
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