Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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