got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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