sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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