Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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