But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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