I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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