Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
there's paper in my vomit.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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