some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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