He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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