Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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