It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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