I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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