I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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