Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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