Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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