Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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