Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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