He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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