Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Randomize
