if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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