xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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