So drunk, too bad you don't want this
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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