what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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