that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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