The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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