return my video game
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
