i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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