My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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