I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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