Clothes are such an inconvenience.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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