There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You can't special order awesome
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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