I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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