This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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