u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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