wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I wanna passion pit in your ass
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
