whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Randomize
