Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
ttyl tear gas
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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