I must be too annoying 4 u.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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