i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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