Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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