Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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