im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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