We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Randomize
