i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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