At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm passing your future prison.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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