In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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